didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
