I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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