He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
This is the high leading the old right now
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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