Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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