He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm bleeding and have questions
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
