Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
