His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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