it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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