just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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