Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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