I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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