i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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