That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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