That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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