we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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