I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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