OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
two words: eviction party
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize