On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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