I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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