I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
there is puke in my bra ... again
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