Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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