Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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