hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
And then my night got REAL pukey
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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