How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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