When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
