Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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