is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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