With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
