covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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