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(845): View more from New York

im poppin the ladies like they're bacne

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..

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(304): View more from West Virginia

my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon

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(313): View more from Michigan

he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7

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(779): View more from Illinois

should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.

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(231): View more from Michigan

it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...

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(701): View more from North Dakota

It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...

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