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If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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