And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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