Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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