In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize