I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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