Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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