so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
ttyl tear gas
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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