so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
