And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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