im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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