He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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