She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
