I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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