Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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