Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
