wakey wakey hands off snakey
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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