Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
pop tarts are not kleenex
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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