windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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