if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
we should paint friendship bongs
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