The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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