talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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