I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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