you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i believe in u and ur pee
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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