She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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