big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
it's like iHOP with fire
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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