Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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