Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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